IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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