Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(325): View more from Texas

I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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(719): View more from Colorado

Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.

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(305): View more from Florida

its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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(734): View more from Michigan

We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."

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(940): View more from Texas

You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.

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(949): View more from California

Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me

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(331): View more from Illinois

apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time

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