my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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