i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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