I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
