he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
