didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I looked at my own cervix.
even my farts smell like vagina
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Did I show you my penis last night?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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