she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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