They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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