I'm drive I can fine osifer
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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