yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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