We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
