16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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