Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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