Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
