Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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