she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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