tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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