East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's great music for shaving your balls
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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