he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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