dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Also, beer. Big fan.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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