found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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