So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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