I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize