We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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