Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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