I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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