This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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