How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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