New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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