I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
