matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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