He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Randomize
