New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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