i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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