If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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