The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I can't turn off my feet"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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