ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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