we have pet lesbian snakes
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Of course I have a pirate flag
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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