Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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