So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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