Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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