real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.