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(919): View more from North Carolina

Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

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(636): View more from Missouri

At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.

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(703): View more from Virginia

screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.

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(813): View more from Florida

EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?

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(210): View more from Texas

Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park

(210): View more from Texas

Surprise ending

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(850): View more from Florida

Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.

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