I want to stick my p in your. b.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her