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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor

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  Its my greatest physical accomplishment

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (315): View more from New York

  i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao

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• (631): View more from New York

  I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill

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  omg. that's awesome

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!

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