I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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