stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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