Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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