I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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