sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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