Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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