Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
