sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We had sex on a dog bed..
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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